Real Stories from Toronto #2,646,875 – It’s All a Joke

“Why are you always laughing?  Sometimes I don’t even know what you’re laughing about!  Sometimes it’s just mean!”

- Didn’t you get the memo?

“What?  What memo?”

- It’s all a joke.

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The Laughing Buddha

The Laughing Buddha

One day a monk walks up to him and asks, “What is the meaning of Zen?”
Smiling as usual, he instantly swung the sack over his shoulder.
“How does one realize Zen?”  Budai then takes up his bag and continues on his way.

From Siddhartha
“…Siddhartha replies that for every true statement there is an opposite one that is also true; that language and the confines of time lead people to adhere to one fixed belief that does not account for the fullness of the truth. Because nature works in a self-sustaining cycle, every entity carries in it the potential for its opposite and so the world must always be considered complete. Siddhartha simply urges people to identify and love the world in its completeness…”

Tobacco Slide

…by Goloka (Brighton, England, UK)

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The Monk

…directed by Dominik Moll (Bühl, Baden-Württemberg, Germany)

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Scott Pilgrim Vs The World

…directed by Edgar Wright (Poole, Dorset, England)

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Real Stories from Toronto #1,689,092 – Gay Porn Vs UFC

Gay: “Oh I stopped watching porn altogether once I discovered UFC.”

Wtf?  Isn’t that like some “manly” testosterone-filled like fighting and shit?

Gay: “Totally!  But like, guys are so much hotter and please, the “grappling” positions they get into…it’s all just sexual positions I’ve done in real life!  It’s so much more realistic than gay porn!  I love it.  So hot!”

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UFC wins.

Aya Sato

…is a dancer/choreographer/model/fashionista from Japan.
 

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Anthem for the Year 2000 (Acapella Ghost Track)

…by Silverchair (Newcastle, New South Wales, Australia)

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Ghislain Poirier – Play: It’s a Serious Thing

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Visions of Earth

by National Geographic

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Get Crazy

…by Ghislain Poirier (Montreal, Quebec, Canada)

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Señorita

…by Skip&Die (South Africa, Netherlands)

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